Doushitara
Minna o mamoreru ka na?
Chotto matte! Soudan suru yo
Otona tte isogashii
Isogashii
Makaserarenai
Sou da kono machi no koto wa
Colors power de nan to ka shiyou!
Pin pin pinchi wa totsuzen ni kuru yo
Dakara!
Dakara?
Are da!
Sonae?
Mainichi yudan dekinai yo
Chance to niteru yo ne dotchi daro
Nayamu!
Nayameba?
Demo sa!
Tsumari?
Yatte minakya wakannai
Kokoro no heiwa tooi to
Kokoro no koe ga kikoeta
Saa kossori to daitan ni
Ganbatchae!
Donna toki donna toki omoshiroku natchau kai?
Motto motto shirabenakya
Otona tte genki ka na, genki ja nai, kodomo wa genki da
Jaa sa, zenbu omakasete?
Colors power de katsuyaku shiyou!
Mitsuboshi Jump!
Colors
Let's find a new member for Colors.
What? A new member?
Why?
Because there's something we lack!
We need a straight man.
We don't need a straight man. I'm already good at that.
Okay, Yui. Be the straight man. I'll be the funny man.
What about me?
Huh?
What role do I play?
Koto-chan can be...
the enabler.
Enabler?
Yes, the evil influence.
Oh, I like that.
Okay, Yui's the straight man.
Yeah!
Koto-chan's the evil influence.
Mhm.
And I'm the funny man.
The sofa flew so-far away!
With all the people still on it!
They died, of course!
B-but why?!
I-I know I wouldn't want to see a crime scene full of couch cushions and dead bodies!
So where do we find this new member?
I know just the place!
And so today...
...we're going to the museum!
Ticket Counter 1 Ticket Counter 2 High School and Younger Free
Even high school students get in free?
What do we do?
The zoo lets grade school kids in free, but this is even cheaper.
Does that mean...?
The animals at the zoo were okay, but there's no doubt about it this time.
They're not feeding any of their exhibits here!
That's a serious case!
All the exhibits here are dead.
Oh, right!
They're all dead!
We're coming for you, new member!
Hey, Sat-chan.
If they're all dead, why are we looking for a new member here?
Don't you know, Yui?
All the exhibits at the museum come to life at night.
I saw it on TV!
Oh!
So they can protect the town at night in our place. That's perfect!
Exactly!
I get it now! You're so smart, Sat-chan!
What's wrong, Sat-chan?
I saw something!
It's so big!
Awesome.
I never dreamed we'd find such an incredible weapon here!
Huh? This is a weapon?
If you use this, you can fire a missile whenever you want!
But fire it at what?
I don't know.
Let's just go with Saito!
I kinda feel sorry for him.
No, I'm not sure there's any need for sympathy.
It's possible this belongs to Saito.
What?
He's a dog of the state.
I wouldn't be surprised if he at least had one of these.
I see.
A weapon this awesome is wasted on Saito!
Let's steal it!
Huh? He's gone.
My cuteness helped us through!
We got in trouble.
So much for making it through.
Oh well. We're looking for a new member!
Here we go! The Global Gallery!
Global Gallery.
Global Gallery!
It's a dinosaur!
If they have dinosaurs, they must have EVERYTHING at the museum!
But I thought it'd be bigger.
Wait, you haven't been here before, Sat-chan?
What? You guys have?
Yes.
I have!
I came with my school in first grade.
But I was so scared from the bones everywhere that I don't remember anything.
I was playing my game. I didn't see anything.
So nobody remembers anything!
It's an elephant!
A piti-phant!
What? This is one of them?!
Is that you, piti-phant?
Is this where you've been?
You really didn't get any food.
If only we'd made it here sooner.
I know! Let's make the piti-phant part of our team!
I don't know about that.
I'd prefer a dinosaur.
What?! Why?
Because a piti-phant straight man would make everything sad.
Is that what you want?
Like, sad how?
The sofa flew so-far away!
Of course they died!
They're dead...
All we can do is watch over the poor thing.
Let's go.
I'm so sorry.
I'm on camera!
You're right!
Yui, I'm going to close my eyes.
You keep an eye on video me to make sure she doesn't move on her own.
I'm going to hold still.
What? That's silly.
She wouldn't just start moving on her-
She moved!
For real?
Kotoha, too!
Really?
Oh, no! Video Kotoha!
Video Kotoha defeated Video Sat-chan!
Video Kotoha is trampling all over her!
Turn around, Leader!
Video Kotoha is gloating!
Please turn around, Leader!
We still haven't found anything that feels just right.
Not yet.
Which way do we go?
First let's go to the very top!
Are these real?
Yes. Real taxidermy.
What's taxidermy?
Do the animals have an operation or something after they die?
They aren't dead.
What?
They've just been given a shot to make sure they don't move.
They're actually alive.
What?!
But if the animals here moved, the zoo would go out of business.
So they made a backroom deal with the zoo and promised to keep them from moving.
Backroom deal?
It says right here these pandas used to live at the zoo.
That's proof of their backroom deal.
I see.
It's not just the piti-phants. Pandas, too.
How dare they.
If they're alive but they can't move...
they can't poop!
But why?!
E-even if they can't move, if they try hard enough, they can still go poo.
Let's go to the next one!
Taxidermy's a little scary.
Let's look at something that's just bones next.
I thought you were scared of bones, too.
I-I'm okay with them now!
Looks like there's bones on Basement 1.
Explore the Mysteries of the Dinosaurs
What's with that pose?
This is incredible.
There are dinosaurs everywhere!
They're much bigger than that first one.
It's a Tyrannosaurus.
Let's go with this one.
Huh?
For the new member of Colors.
Oh! I like it!
Do you girls like dinosaurs?
Who goes there?!
Just someone who works here.
They put you on display?
What? No, I'm not a display.
I choose what exhibits to display, and I research them.
I'm a big fan of dinosaurs, myself.
This sitting skeleton specimen...
Oh, by which I mean the Tyrannosaurus lying in wait here is the only exhibit of its kind anywhere in the world.
You're a dinosaur professor!
Oh, he's right, it is sitting!
Is it taking a break?
It's about to attack.
They say the T-rex captured its prey with its enormous jaws and sharp teeth.
I see. So it's the strongest.
It IS strongest.
So can it...
play it straight?
Play it straight?
Good question.
Some people say it was a slow creature.
But I believe it dauntlessly charged straight for its prey.
Oh! So it CAN be a straight man.
Let's go with it!
Yeah!
It's settled.
We'll take three, please!
They wouldn't let us have any.
A bunch of misers!
But the museum was pretty fun.
Even if our mission for a new teammate was a bust.
We'll just need Yui to get better at playing the straight man.
I AM good at it!
So let's go to the museum again!
England's museum!
But why?!
W-we'd have to go out of our way to get on a plane.
Am I right?
Year-End Sale
Have some tissues!
I'm telling you, it's elephants!
No, lions! They're the king of beasts!
What animal do you think is strongest, Kotoha?
The Mob.
The Mob isn't an animal.
They didn't have any of them at the museum, either.
The mobster species of the mammal Elephantidae is the strongest.
See? I told you it was elephants!
Then the mobster species of the mammal lion.
Lions are felines.
Lottery Raffle
Lottery Area
It's a spinny box!
Oh, you're right! They're doing a lottery!
Kotoha!
Why are you doing a lottery? Is it your hobby? Huh? Is it?
Huh? It's not my hobby.
You're not even doing it for fun?
Uh... Why...?
What's the first prize?
Is it a head? I bet it's a head.
A head?! What is wrong with you people?!
Everyone knows that first place is always a head.
Really?
I don't know what you're talking about with this "head" business, but...
First prize is...
Believe it or not!
Hawaii!
Ba-bam!
So this is a job?
Uh, yes'm, it's a job!
Do you like your job?
Eh, it's not bad.
She says it's Hawaii!
First prize is a Hawaii head!
Lottery Raffle Lottery Ticket
Right now, if you make a purchase at one of the nearby shops listed here,
you will be given a lottery ticket as pictured here.
Once you collect five tickets, you may enjoy one chance to win a prize in the lottery.
Did you memorize that spiel?
Huh? Uh, yes.
Lemme spin the box!
I wish you would have listened to my spiel.
Aw, Pops's store isn't on here.
Sasaki Bread is on the list.
Nonoka's shop!
Okay! Off to Sasaki Bread!
Yeah!
See ya, part-timer!
Okay.
Oh, so THEY'RE Colors!
Lottery tickets!
Sasaki Bread
Prepared Breads
Sandwiches
Lottery tickets?
Yeah, our shop's participating.
Yay!
You saw a girl at the spinning box, right?
She's my friend from school.
Her name's Subaru.
She has so many jobs, she might get held back a year.
Cool.
Well, I guess you don't care.
Yeah, sorry.
Nonoka! Give us lottery tickets!
I knew you would ask.
That's why I tried to change the subject.
You can't have any.
Those tickets are for paying customers.
Nonoka's kinda mean today.
Because Yui didn't care about her pointless story.
Well, it was pointless.
I can super hear you.
I know! How about this, Nonoka?
What?
We'll help out at the bakery!
And when we're done, will you give us lottery tickets?
Oh, of course!
I don't need any help.
Aw!
Why not?
We're not that busy right now.
Besides, I think if I let YOU help, it will turn into a big mess.
It won't be a mess! It will be great!
Say the girls who ate onigiri in my bread shop.
How long ago was that?
Stupid miser Nonoka! I hope you're held back a year!
Subaru's the one getting held back!
Anyway, I have all the help I need, so forget about it.
Forget about it!
Okay, I got it, Nonoka.
You do, Koto-chan?
Give us those lottery tickets and we'll promise not to help.
What?!
Oh, good idea!
This way we all win.
Okay, Nonoka! Give us those tickets!
No, uh...
Huh?
Wha...?
Prepared Breads Sandwiches
Lottery Ticket
We got three tickets!
Now we need two more.
Nono-chan, thank you!
Well, let's just not worry about the details anymore.
How do we get the last two?
I have an idea.
Surely some of the people who made purchases don't want their tickets.
We'll get our tickets from them.
That IS a good idea!
That's our Koto-chan!
But do you think they'll give them to us if we just ask?
I know!
I just had an idea, too!
Tissues, please!
Here you go.
More! More!
Wow!
What are you going to do with all those tissues?
We'll use them for trading!
Oh, of course!
Okay! Time for Operation: Tissues for Tickets!
Yeah!
Here you go.
They're handing them out for me.
Here you go.
Hey! Hand over your lottery ticket!
Huh?
H-have some tissues.
Thank you.
Uh, um...
Lottery ticket...
If you don't trade your lottery tickets for this,
your relationship will end before the bell rings in the New Year.
What?
Lot-ter-y tic-ket!
Have some tissues!
Here, some tissues!
Huh? Why am I handing these out again?
You stepped on that. You better pay for it.
Any luck?
Everyone ran away.
They're all a bunch of misers.
This calls for...
Killer move!
Pocket tissue...
Attack!
What in the world?
Oh!
Colors, it's you!
Oh, hi, Moka!
It's you, Moka!
What are you doing?
Pocket Tissue Attack!
Pocket tissue attack?
We wanted to trade the tissues for lottery tickets.
But we couldn't find anyone who would trade.
Lottery tickets?
Oh, you mean these?
Oh! Yes!
The exact number we need!
Very well. I will tr-
Okay, girls! Pocket Tissue Attack!
H-hold on, wait a minute!
You don't have to attack! I'm willing to trade!
Really?
You are?
Yes!
Yay!
Now, now, stop throwing them.
Thank you so much, Moka!
In exchange, no more Pocket Tissue Attack.
Okay?
Got it! I don't think I'll ever do it again!
That sounds like you definitely will.
Bye-bye, Moka!
Okay, off to the lottery!
Good grief.
Yup, that's five tickets.
Lottery Ticket
Nice work collecting them, Colors!
Lottery
It's up to you, Leader!
Win us that Hawaii head!
You got it!
Oh, they aren't listening at all, are they?
Okay!
Well, anyway, give it a spin!
Faster, Leader!
Don't spin it too fast - it won't help the balls come out!
Faster! Faster!
Oh, I guess you still aren't listening.
There it is!
It's red!
That's my color!
Leader's color! That means...
Two tickets to Hawaii Lottery
Congratulations!
Fifth prize!
Pocket tissue!
Here you go!
Pocket Tissue Attack!
Kirari aizu wa ichiban-boshi
Otto sorosoro kaennakya
Otsu Colors
Kyou mo heiwa wa mamorareta
Yatta!
Wareware no kanzen shouri da!
Sanpochuu no chuu chuu kaburira
Kurae! Extra virgin oil!
Mainichi oo isogashi
Jiken level ichi kara doko made?
Donna nazo demo kaiketsu shichau yo
Game clear!
Clear kita!
Mata pinch no toki wa yobu to ii!
Kono machi no heiwa no tame ni!
Orange no sora to yooi don shite
Issho ni ouchi e kaerou
Kitto ashita mo unto wakuwaku motto dekiru yo ne
Zen'in ajito dash de shuugou
Sayonara taiyou machi mo oyasumi
Ashita ga machidooshii na
Skip kokoro ga ukiuki tomaranai
Honjitsu mo ijou nashi!
Mata ashita
Mou ikkai
Mata ashita
Colors Evaluation Meeting now in session!
You're still doing that?
It's just a fancy word for "preview."
Like, two episodes ago, Yui just called it a preview.
That was a mistake! I meant to say evaluation meeting!
But I think the one with the most to work on after today is you, Yui.
Yup, definitely Yui.
Huh? Oh!
But why?!
Yui. That wasn't the time for that.
What? You weren't joking? You meant that?
We sure did. And that last part was the worst.
You got hit with your own Pocket Tissue Attack.
What? But I can't control the lottery. It's all luck.
Isn't there any way to make SURE you win first place in those lotteries?
Have a robot spin the box.
A robot would definitely win first prize.
Oh, of course!
Okay! Then next episode, let's get us a robot!
Yes. One that will obey even the cruelest of commands.
Kotoha, what are you going to do with it?